Call Me's motherfuarrrrrrrkinggg staff app

[Call to the ME]

Requirements:
You have been playing on this server for over a month. - k
You have over 40 non spam posts on the forums. - i don't want to be a forum mod lol.

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Irl Name: T-Swag aka Tanner

Age: Old enough

Location: Earth?

Languages: sarcasm, English, chinese


How long have you been playing Swift614? About a month, Genki Dama aka 2012 Hoax aka Taylor aka Chink invited me ;p

How many hours are you on daily at average?. Meh, around 4ish? Pretty decent server, needs a ton more players

Why do you want to become a mod on Swift614?: I know how to run a server, so controlling it would be easy and managing the server would be a piece of cake haha

Why would you make a good mod on Swift614?: I can help code cus I'm a hot motherturtle, I can drop every1 who talks **** about the server, y'know

Past know-how in dealing with staff positions? I ran a few servers, was a Head Mod on fatality614 till i resigned a few days ago lol

Are you willing to help players?: Moderators are to moderate aka observe the community and what they are doing, I don't feel helping is necessary but if needed I would assist them

What is it you like about Swift614?: The hybrids, how friendly everyone is, active tournaments etc

Your best friend is online, and he/she breaks a few rules: **** that bitchass up

Have you got a Youtube account? (If you have one, post it here): http://youtube.com/NightmareRH

You do understand if you break rules, or turn out to not be a good mod that you will be demoted? I'm a buff ass motherturtle, lol jk - yea

[Call to the ME]

Was trying not to sound like a complete **** while typing out this staff app, get em

[Andrew H]

This is the least serious out of all the Moderator Applications.

In no way do i believe any of what you said because of the pure sarcasm that is conveyed through your writing.

You don't even answer half of the questions.

Absolutely NO support.

[darkmakers5]

Zamorak, how do you support this guy? Honestly... Yes I know you can have a few jokes in an app so its not completely dull, but this guy is not taking it seriously at ALL... Darkmakers Support = Absolutely No

[Andrew H]

obviously they have formed a close bond in-game or something.

I can't think of any other reason. Kind of disappointing, expected more professionalism from zamorak.

[darkmakers5]

 Yes that usually is the case....-.-

[Andrew H]

Locked due to lack of seriousness/support.

Applicant may re-apply with a serious application.